WTH??

Question. How in the world do you NOT know you are pregnant? Granted you could slide the first few months with maybe not knowing although missing a few periods and throwing up all the time would be my first suspicious note. Has been everytime. But when you start gaining weight and feeling something kicking you from the inside?? What is the excuse then?? I'm flabbergasted. And yes, even a little judgmental. Sorry. I adore watching Discovery Channel. They have this show coming on in half an hour called I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Are you kidding me? Bunch of lies just to get on TV I say. Puh-lease...
Found someone who almost had to feel my pregnancy wrath last night. Went out with a few friends and the husband last night. Yes to a bar. So I'm done with Shirley Temples. they were cute the first few times but now they make me sick. So I ask the bartender, hey you work here, what can you make me that's virginized or non-alcoholic? I get a dumbfounded stare and then a "Gosh, I don't know." Wow. Yep there's my stupidity for assuming that because someone works somewhere, they automatically know something. So then I tell him, okay tell you what, I'd like to buy a pitcher of virgin margaritas and I'll even throw in an extra tip for the effort. Then Mr. I'm Too Good To Do My Job decides to launch into this full fledged "I don't want to do my job and here's why" speech. Too much effort. Seriously is the excuse I got. Now mind you, had the bar been full of patrons, I would have never asked for this time consuming drink. But it was pretty much empty and the customers that were there were drinking beers. The effort required there was pulling a bottle out of the fridge, opening it and giving it to them. Ooooh effort...
My whole rant is that if you can't do your job then don't freaking work there. Especially if you uneducated about it. When I have a customer next to me who gives me about 40 drinks I could have, it makes me wonder why he is sitting on that side of the bar. I get so tired of people working in jobs they don't appreciate or do correctly when there are people out there who don't have jobs.
There are guys who work with Abel who actually have "I hate the railroad" parties. Seriously?? Then why the hell do you work there? You're right. Medical benefits, retirement plans, good job stability and the fact that you make more than most anyone in this entire town combined with someone from the next town over is just soo horrible! Give me a break.
It's hot outside. I'm sweaty. And obviously a tad cranky. Oh dear, the hormones are kicking in again, haha. I've never felt so huge in my life. I have a cloth here and actually wiping sweat out from under my boobs. You have got to be kidding me. 9 more weeks. 9 more weeks. Confound it, 9 more weeks. LoL. Eh I'll be all good tomorrow. Not so cranky. I hope. I may kill someone tonight. LoL. God help the next person who gets in my way I swear. Maybe I'll go to Montana and start stalking those crazy WalMart shoppers for someone I know ;) Haha. I need some ice cream....
Alright. I'll end the vent here. Holy crap 18 kids in one family!?!? I need to turn off my TV and walk away now..Love to all! Seriously..I like you guys. It's everyone else I pretty much hate right now, LoL!!!!

*Beckie*

PS--->If Clint Eastwood or the chick who wrote My Sister's Keeper happens upon this; YOU are part of my blacklist. I'd explain why but I'm afraid I'd blow the movie/book for those who haven't seen/read it. But you suck. Thanks.